This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

I Have the Fire, I Have the Force

The ranks of Lennonism have continued to explode with growth. Over just the prior month we have swollen from around 50,000 to over 65,000 in manpower. Heeding the call of liberation, thousands of new troops have poured into the ranks of the rising world order to depopulate the lands of all tyrants. Will ICQ-chat.com heed this last warning and reform their ways, or will they stubbornly resist, trying to no avail to defend against a war machine that outnumbers them almost 100 to 1?

It is now up to the regular chatters of icq-chat.com to enlighten the administration there of the impending doom of their time should they continue down the path of authoritarianism and tyranny. They may change their ways, and build a more fair chatting place for all, or the forces of Lennonism will mass on their borders, the trumpet will sound, and the site will be utterly overrun in mere minutes. Some of you, chatters of icq-chat.com, remember what happened to ICQ. What once took months of effort now takes minutes, what was once a force of dozens is now tens of thousands. I command legions, and you are but one hamlet.


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