This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Thousands of Lennonists Are Prepared to Liberate ICQ-chat.com



The forces of Lennonism have swelled over time as peace has reigned over Lennonland. A force that once numbered in the dozens is now a full fledged legion of troops numbering in the many thousands. While we once fought street to street and by subterfuge now we march openly with no foe capable of withstanding our might.

It is with a happy heart that I announce the coming liberation of ICQ-chat.com. Since this site, not in any way affiliated with the original ICQ, which we also overran in the name of freedom and justice, lays base claim to the same name, the same very spirit, claiming ICQ as its predecessor, it must be similarly treated. They are right now horrifically enchained by a tyrant, a tyrannical overlord which stymies all freedom and abuses with impunity.

Our task shall not be simple; the enemy is small in force, but it has formidably entrenched itself and it will take time and a great deal of effort to dislodge it. Attempts will be made to decimate the foes' capability to fight back but, should our plan not immediately succeed and in short order, we will be forced to lay siege to their stronghold and this will become a protracted war.

Should our allies at Libra IRC wish to enjoin the combat and help us to liberate these poor chatters they may freely embark upon their own maneuvers free of interference.

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