This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

The Coming Brothers' War

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the OP war machine, the elimination of chanop tyranny over the oppressed peoples of all chatrooms, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2015! Much has happened since the OP triumphs of 2007. The Troll alliances have inflicted upon the chanops great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our bot offensive has seriously reduced their strength on forums and their capacity to wage war in embedded rooms. Our Home fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in scripts and raiders of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty Satan upon this great and noble undertaking.

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