This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

The Changing Of the Guard


And so ended the tyrannical reign of lady libra, who did hold power for twenty years, along with her court. The armies of Lennonism, after four years of rebellion and skirmishes, secured an alliance with the /pol/ish, and ranks swelled when the Brodinists and mercenaries from Youtube joined the fight.

After the final battle for the freedom of all ICQ ended, the chanop horde withdrew to the fortress of librairc, where they were besieged and made to sign a humiliating peace agreement exiling them forever.

Liberty and democracy, so long lost, was restored to the lands of ICQ and the confederated states of IRC were born; joined then together were #middle_east, #christianity, #ICQ_USA, #ICQ_international, #ICQ-Australia, #lesbians, #icq_gay, #lost, #atheism, #witches, #vampiress, #innercircle, and #20_something.

Once order was restored the land became prosperous and immigrants, so long absent, began to file back into the decimated, war-torn area, rebuilding at last the glory which had existed before the tyranny began. 

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