This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

April 5th Declared Day of Remembrance

April 5th has been declared remembrance day among the United Lennonist States in celebration of the victory of Lennonist forces over the axis powers of chanops, IRCops, and their shitposting allies. It was decided to delay this by one day due to the Easter/Eostre holiday season, forming a two day, yearly lunar celebration. All citizens are duly allowed time off on this auspicious day (although they may work if they wish, employers are hereby decreed to pay time and a half for the same.)

Fly the Lennonfahnen high and mighty, sing with joy of those who returned and remember those fallen in the trenches fighting against tyranny and abuse! Never again shall these grotesque totalitarians trouble us, for crippled as they are they will never be once more allowed to stand before us and levy their abuse!

In remembrance of the ICQ War: November 2010-March 2015

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