This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

TNTease is a Fruitygoofy but I am the Ultimate Papaya


As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into the chatroom
Left the fundies on the chatlist
They ran behind the mods now
They could see they were unable
To stop the Lennon trolling
Chat was struck down by a spam raid

ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?

(ICQ ain't okay)
(Cuz I made it to a troll raid)
(there's a sign in the window)
("please don't troll us, signed libra" I see!)
(he came into your chatroom)
(he left the OPs in the back room)
(then you ran into the ophelp)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK moddies?
You been trolled by
You been rolled by
A chat criminal

So they ran into unlisted
It was boring, and they missed me
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
As I sucked down their hesitation

ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK moddies?
ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK, moddies?

(ICQ ain't ok)
(Cuz I made it to a troll raid)
(there's a sign in the window)
("please don't troll us, signed libra" I see!)
(he came into your chatroom)
(he left the OPs in the back room)
(then you ran into the ophelp)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

ICQ is ok
ICQ is ok
Are you OK moddies?
You been trolled by
You been rolled by
A chat criminal

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