This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Pakistan Power Grid Down Due to Militants: lock will be Furious


Lock will not know whether to support the islamofascists as always or decry them for depriving him of precious time on ICQ. The goofy, taqqiya-using lock claims to be Russian despite being illiterate in the Russian language and is known by all to actually be in Islamabad; which is currently without power.

Apparently they targeted the grid deliberately, which means for a few precious hours convert seeking and taqqiya spamming will be down on ICQ a good 90%.

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