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Saturday, December 20, 2014

Uncle Sam is Coming to Town!


He's watching you!


They're making a list
It's ten miles long
Gotta find out
If your taxes were wrong
Uncle Sam is coming to town

They're making a list
Of drone hits and such
You might not be on it
Don't worry too much
Uncle Sam is coming to town

They watch you when you're sleeping
Your wife and children too
They've pictures of your neighborhood
Be good or it's kaboom!

O! You better watch out!
For bad days to come
They'll blow up your street
To kingdom come
Uncle Sam is coming to town

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Oh While you're busy sleeping
They tax and plan and scheme
They'll abduct your wife and children
Torture them while they all scream

O! You better watch out!
The agent's in town
They'll raid your own house
And burn it all down
Uncle Sam is coming to town!
Uncle Sam is coming to town!
Uncle Sam is coming to town!

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