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Monday, July 14, 2014

Throne Of Lennonism

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I had to post this here for everyone to marvel at- the throne of Lennonism in all its glory.

The first obvious feature is that it shoots water into the asshole to dislodge leathery hanging turds that tend to get stuck in the users' anal hairs- this is quite important.

Secondly, as you can see, a nice brown yeasty coating is slowly starting to grow inside the uncleanly rim, which is good because the nation of Lennon is known for its baked goods- the famous rectal nectar baked treats exported in the Lennonist colonies are made only with yeast from the Lennon throne.

Finally, as you see, the region cleans itself because water is gushing out of the side like piss from a urophiliac's urethral opening.

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