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Thursday, July 17, 2014

PakiBoy_20 Origin Story

machinehead explains PakiBoy_20's origins

The origins of PakiBoy_20 have long been a mystery to all. Until the present era (Year 8 of Lennon) it was presumed that he was a citizen of Pakistan, schooled properly in English and likely raised in a bilingual household, hence his superior mastery of the language.

However, machinehead delved into the akashic records during a deep meditation session augmented by magic mushrooms, discovering that PakiBoy_20 was actually merely born in Pakistan, then quickly spirited to relatives in the United States, who were frequently inebriated and inhabited a trailer.

Rumored to be the result of an aunt mating with the Goat of Mendes, PakiBoy_20 is still an enigma to this day, promising many mysterious esoteric revelations.

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