This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Call 877-JOHN-NOW

If there's chatters being assholes and you need help now
Call John Lennon, 877-John-Now!

For Unfair Moderation, when you need trolls now
Call John Lennon, 877-John-Now!


He's trolled thousands
He'll troll you too
Unless you bow to him
Then he will help you!

If you're not a muslim and you need backup now!
Call John Lennon! 877-John-Now!


Call John Lennon! 877-John-Nooooooow! Call Now!

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