JohnLennon enjoys a dinner amidst his more recent conquests
There are a lot of fruity chatters on ICQ- some I have already exposed in all of their gay glory, but the fruitiest of all has to be PrincessZ from #middle_east. The reasons for this fruitiness are unknown, but he/she provided a brief if amusing attempt at countertrolling anyways.
I've spent some time in #middle_east spewing the standard Lennon-ish fare of diarrhea references and urine humor- this apparently didn't please PrincessZ, who is either a fairly persistent but inept countertroll, or a genuinely confused ethnic American (so claimed) who retains the pro-censorship trappings of their supposedly native Israel.
In their attempt to drive me from the room, this user has reported me before, only once to any effect- but today, snapped and attempted to get me to leave by spewing a sort of inane public service announcement, namely that I was a piece of shit and a sexual predator (although these PSAs would have been more effective had all the words been properly spelled.) The level of ineptitude gave me a very genuine chuckle.
When that didn't work, I figured I might as well clone the username- which bothered them enough so that they retrieved a moderator (who spent the next 15 minutes afk despite a massive trolling raid which made most regular chatters leave. I can only assume the moderator was taking a massive dump.)
Since this other user left out of boredom not being able to harass me with the OP present (or because their parents told them to go to bed) I decided to check if the nick was registered- it wasn't, so I registered it myself and set enforce on it so it would become unusable to anyone except me (Disclaimer to any OPs who might read this- it's not considered a breach of ICQ rules to do this- it's only nick stealing if it's already been registered by another user- it's allowable to register any unregistered nick regardless of whether it's being used regularly.)
This marks merely another victory in a very long struggle solidifying my absolute power over those rooms I choose to frequent.
To truly destroy a foe you must blot out their very name.