This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

ICQ Summed Up with Two Limericks


There once was a man in Moldavia
Who cared neither for god nor his savior
He walked down the street
While beating his meat
And was jailed for indecent behavior 


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Thus Spake I AM THAT I AM:
"For the virgin I don't give a damn

What pleases me most
Is to bugger the ghost

And then be sucked off by the lamb"


One of the best Limerick books (even containing study of the topic and origins of specific examples here
http://www.cypherpress.com/books/somelimericks/somelimericks.pdf 

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