This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The ICQ Chat Top 10 Most Wanted List.


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The following is a comprehensive top ten list of the most fruity chatters on all of ICQ (or at least in listed rooms.)


1.
Name: ShootingStar
Aliases: Universal, GreyClouds
Crimes: taqqiya usage, convert seeking, ban jumping, cloning, and asking the same question over and over when it's answered.

2.
Name: REDEEMED
Aliases: SAVEDBYGOD, CHOSENBYGOD, SAVEDBYTHEBLOOD
Charges: Typing all in caps, moderator harassing, spamming, and script abuse.

3.
Name: tomprophet
Aliases: tom, tom^
Charges: Convert seeking, attacking #atheism, proselytizing, and beating his mother up.

4.
Name: aragornw
Aliases: None
Charges: taqqiya, convert seeking, and support of jihadists.

5.
Name: Maitreya
Aliases: None
Charges: Illegally operating a kiwi stand, vagrancy in #middle_east

6.
Name: Grunchley
Aliases: Unknown
Charges: Advertizing his (mostly failed) chatroom off ICQ, smarminess.

7.
Name: zeppelin
Aliases: Random guest nicks
Charges: Spam, All-caps spam, Antisemitism, convert seeking, illegal islamic occupation of non-islamic majority chatrooms.

8.
Name: Redi
Aliases: None
Charges: Unfair moderation, abuse of bot-based anonymity, falling asleep on the job.

9.
Name: TNTease
Aliases: None
Charges: Unfair moderation, abuse of bot-based anonymity, falling asleep on the job.

10.
Name: kokorecci
Aliases: None
Charges: Convert seeking, attempting to seduce white women for a greencard, racism against Greeks and Armenians.

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