This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Baaaz on ICQ Shows us Islam Logic

"If someone not have sex they not gona die."
Having a poor sex life causes immortality.

"You're the man, not the male."
Men are apparently women.

"Do u like the sex befor marrig?"
Spelling, the Pakistani way.

"I have sex with my wife because allah allows it, no other reason."
Baaaz claims to have sex solely because allah wills it.

Those who know Baaaz (usually found in #middle_east) also know he creeps around in #lesbians on a regular basis (as evidenced by multiple /whois commands) but he denies it even when evidence is given. He also has a penchant for constantly mentioning the sexual habits of other users.

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