This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

ICQ OPHELP HELP CHATROOM





Looking for the ultimate pot-of-gold on ICQ to earn some trolling street cred? The moderators sitting in this room will surely react with happiness at your diarrhea jokes- assuming any of them are active at the time!

35 comments:

  1. you op BAN zombieBOY but someone hack me i didnt do nothing in FRENCH ROOM AND YOU GUYS MAKE ME A Z Line YOU DIRTY CUM EATER

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  2. the guy hack my name for years and you never stop him and now thanks a get a z line for NOTHING

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  3. REMOVE THE BAN YOU GOOD DAMN BAD WORKER

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  4. a RAT with a dead brain would do a better JOB den YOU !!!!!!

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  5. a Guy in French ROOM HACK me FOR YEAR you never STOP him BUT DO 3 z line on me ho yes you can FOR doing shit YOU Guys are there on me all the time Beni in FRENCH ROOM BROKE MY COMPUTER one time and hack MY COMPUTER you never stop THAT guy THE MENACE TO Kill ME YOU NEVER BAN THESE GUYS BE ME i GET BAN THANKS A LOT FOR THE injustice i get FOR YEAR in french ROOM the where BLASTING ME 6 or 5 on me all Night The op NEVER HELP ME

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  6. jai jamais vu du monde + degueulasse que vous de ma vie et dans le genre SALAUPAR on peut pas trouver mieux que les idiot que vous faites !!!!!!!!

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  7. REMOVE the BAN

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  8. REMOVE THE BAN you PRO OF injustice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. how can you leT hacker hack other people for year and see NOTHING its because your mental POWER values NOTHING

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  10. i hate YOU i hate YOU i hate YOU i hate YOU

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  11. i wish you guy gonna get hack and lose all your friend list like the HACKER did to me i stop go to internet because you guys DO a bad JOB and i will NEVER PAY for internet because you GUYS did A BAD JOB OK REMEMBER THAT FUCKING OP

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  12. thanks a LOT ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE shit i had in my life because OF YOU

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  13. REMOVE THE BAN

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  14. REMOVE THE FUCKING BAN ASSHOLE OF SATAN

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  15. RE MOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN REMOVE THE BAN R E M O V E T H E B A N

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  16. you should excuse yourself to me THATS the THING YOU SHOULD DO not ban ME like if i was HABANA Stupid OP ! OF SHit !

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  17. habana MAKE Shit 10 year on french room you never Z line him NEVER me i stop come to icq BECAUSE there was Too MUCH shit and the only time i come like 1 time a month YOU GOTTA put ME in Shit FUCKING COW BRAIN !

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  18. i wish ALL op get the aids OK

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  19. i wish all family of op die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. a sabretooth tiger GOT MORE brain den YOU

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  21. a Sabretooth tiger GOT MORE BRain THEN All op of icq !

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  22. you guys are REAL DiNOSauR of the YEAR 2000

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  23. there PEOPLE A LOT MORE Evil Den Me who deserve ONE million BAN but i gotta be the one who eat the shit ,,,,,, FOCKING STUPID LOSER !!!!!!

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  24. i get a z line because of the guy who hack me what you guys WHere DOING having fun in ophelp room

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  25. i think they should move off the op and put monkey it would do the same !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOB !!!!!!!

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  26. op should be call shitMEN

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  27. je pensse serieusement que un cadavre a plus de cellulle qui travaille que les astie de op Niaiseux de icq si chu encore dans la marde c a cause LES OP ON PAS FAIT LEUR JOB ET Si chu en Train de Vouloir vous tuer C parceque Vous AVEZ PAS ARRETTER LE HACKER Qui me hackai Ces Tu moi qui est suposser SURveiller LES HACKEUR NON c Vous si jai eu un Z line C a cause VOUS AVEZ LAISSER LE HACKER FAIRE NIMPORTE QUOI AVEC MON NOM ASTIE QUE VOUS FAIT CHIER PLUS QUE UNE PUTE QUI TE DONNE LE SIDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  28. astie jespere que satan vous torturera en enfer pendant des million DANNER TABARNAK parceque ces pas au PARADIS VOUS ALLER aller MES TABARNAKE C SUR QUE C LENFER Qui Vous ATTEND GANG DE CLOWN PouRi DE COLiSSE

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  29. et ma vous dire COMMENT JAI FAIT POUR DEVENIR AUSSI MECHANT CES A FORCE DE ME FAIRE AGRESSER PAR DES CON SUR FRENCH QUI on PAS DE TABARNAKE DE RESPECT PARCEQUE VOUS AVEC JAMAIS NETTOYER FRENCH DES PUTAIN DE SALAUPAR QUI SONT LA DEPUis 30 ANS A Faire Chier

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  30. COLISSE DE SACRAMENT DE CAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEEEE

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  31. jespere QUE A NOEL le pere noel VOUS DONNERA DE LA MARDE DANS VOS CADEAUX ET rien Dautre MA gang Dastie de VAURIEN !!!!!!

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  32. vous zete pire que des TROGLOdyTE Colisse

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  33. jpreferais me Baigner dans de la marde delephant que endurer encore un BAN A CAUSE VOUS FAITE PAS VOTRE JOB YA MEME PAS DE MOT POUR DECRIRE COMMENT VOUS ZETE DEGUEULASSE Colisse de SACRAMENT

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    1. Whoah

      I hope you're not complaining about a ban here- this is just a blog with embedded chatrooms: I don't control the moderation or anything else about ICQ.

      To be fair the ops do often ban people with little provocation.

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  34. Remove the ban i was banned for asking about how ti justify hell

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