This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

ICQ CHRISTIANITY CHATROOM





Violent fundamentalists and militant atheists- homosexuals and homophobes, warmongers and acid-soaked hippies... this room is sure to please with its exotic mix of people from around the world. Always remember not to feed the muslims.

76 comments:

  1. Both the christian and pagan links redirect me to #libra

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    1. Im just lookinv for a lil light in the dark. I COUND THIS WEB PAGE SOOO HERE I AM


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    2. In other word's so called Christian um he knows yea not

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  2. if you guys wana have fun aonymously digging at catholics for sex abuse.. go here. you can enter fake email and name.
    you can infinately refresh the page and give fake details.
    spam and terrorize this filth. thanks.

    http://www.aucklandcatholic.org.nz/contact/

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  3. 3w. interpretation-of-revelation.blogspot.com I got it all there and its coming fast

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    1. Revelation is a symbolic text that refers to Rome, not to modern events.

      Stop trying to scare people for your own political and social gain, you revelationists are doing the same thing Bush did after 9-11.

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    2. Just the opposite Bush said go about your normal life. There is nothing to fear in the uUSA. Go shopping

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  4. Hello. I am a super cool /pol/itician and im here to astound you. Oh and I do not care for Islam.

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    1. I do not care about any so call god

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    2. Is thouest with out sin no so stop thou judging for he said if yea are with out sin
      Cast the first stone and if yea cast stones and are with sin you shall suffer damnation on to thy own spirit
      And did you die for all's sin no so your in no place to judge anyone and I knowing you speak great things of him with your
      Mouth yet are far from him and a abombination in his sight what that say of you and those as you

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  5. Styx I have something to say to you

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  6. First off your big bang theory by your own definition is just that: a theory. It is not a LAW. For if it were you would have evidence to support that. Physical hardcore scientific evidence. We on the other hand have evidence: the dead sea scrolls. And by using carbon dating which is a SCIENTIFIC method of determining the age of things we have found that they are the same age as the periods in the bible.

    Second your theory of evolution is just that: a theory. It is not a LAW. For again if it were you would have evidence to support that. Granted we don't have any evidence either however the odds of the universe existing the way it exists now are FAR higher in our religion than they are just by chance alone.

    If you still doubt that god exists let me ask you a question: do YOU exist? One thing that I know for certain is that you do, and that if you didn't i would be talking to someone else right now. I also think that you really wouldn't like to imagine yourself not existing to the rest of the universe.   Now that we have established the fact that it's possible for you to exist because it's already happened, wouldn't it also be possible for something like god to exist? Let me give you an experiment if your still unsure, say the words: "what could possibly go wrong" WITHOUT knocking on wood or saying the phrase "knock on wood". Now once your sick of the bad luck say the words again, but this time knock on wood or say the phrase "knock on wood". If a curse like those 5 words exists, and a cure like those 3 words exists, why cant those two things exist on a universal scale as Satan and God?

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    1. The whole knock on wood thing is hilariously silly.

      Thanks for the laugh!

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    2. You should look up the definition of the words "scientific theory", because it's not nearly the same as the common definition of "theory" that you seem to be using. Get yourself informed instead of claiming to understand more about science than actual scientists.

      Depending on your definition of "God", it does not exist. It's properties are not just contradicting observations in the natural world (which is already reason enough to disregard the concept), they are actually self-contradicting, making the concept a real absurdity. Like for example, the attributes of omniscient and omnipotent are logically incompatible.

      Furthermore, there is no good reason to believe in any fairytales or magical events of any kind, so it is extremely unintelligent to believe in it.

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  7. I was banned after i asked how to justify hell

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  8. http://www.vizzed.com/boards/forum.php?id=37&ref=174590

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  9. I added this wonderful chatroom to my new website. Check it out http://www.chatjar.com. Its a chatroom compilation.

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    2. Wayne Simpson","38 Munroe Ave New Glasgow NS B2H2E5"," +1 (902)695-5516"

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    3. oh look, B posted my address, I wonder If i should move now

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  13. Those who seek to control the unseen cant even

    control the seen.

    Much less events.

    Ressurection power !!

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  14. B here, last post attributed to reality check for

    those wanting to be crimps-

    Theory is just what is it- anthropocentric and


    passé. Just look at the books having changed in the

    school system over the past 50 years.

    Be Happy !! :}

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  15. Fortunately Jesus is the only one deserving of Honor.

    B

    {hey wazoo was happenin?}

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    1. if you ever find Grandwazoo, tell him that Jesus forgives him for him stealing from the collection basket when he was a catholic alter boy

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  16. OH NO- bikertom. hey Wayne whats doing? Did you help Eliane out with the court thing yet?

    Send wayne some money at:
    Wayne Simpson","38 Munroe Ave New Glasgow NS B2H2E5"," +1 (902)695-5516".

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    1. ummm, I talk too much, forget everything I have ever said

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  17. Wayne sez: LOVE !!!

    Wayne Simpson","38 Munroe Ave New Glasgow NS B2H2E5"," +1 (902)695-5516"
    {wayne hope you still aren't doing naughty naughty}

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  21. where is everyone? I miss all my friends, ka Percy wazoo Buck iago Lessa ripcord sawdust B sophspoken johnlennon icq^queen aprilrain donald lerr arabian^princess hitch, oh but I remember him from 1996

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  22. I hope that in heaven we can unite with all our friends again, and also everyone we have met and care about, this is my hope

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  23. I am JohnLennon.

    ICQ is dead forever.

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  24. icq will never die, it will live on like Jesus

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  25. Go to church and see

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    1. I went to church once... left no survivors.

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    1. He's probably in Hell by now after overdosing on his mom's pain medication.

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    2. maybe he is Hell or maybe he is in heaven, or going to heaven, did you know that a Priest on Youtube says the Church has never declared any person to be in Hell? The Church does not know, no one does, not yet anyways, we'll have to wait to know for sure

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  27. I am tom and I approve this message.

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    1. I am now more popular than ICQ chat ever was.

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    2. can you do me a favour, can you find out where all my old icq friends have gone to? I miss them all deeply

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  28. You think you are more popular now? To me, with ICQ dead where do you see yourself more popular now? IN here? no one comes here except me and you and maybe B who likes to attack me for no reason, that's it. 3 persons.
    tom

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    1. I have 32,000 people subscribed to my Youtube channel and sell many, many copies of my literature monthly. I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine. ICQ chat was a withering skeleton when it finally keeled over, my power has only grown since then.

      Even this blog, which is just shitty satire and dead links, gets more traffic than the pathetic site TNTwat cooked up when she was baked out of her mind on opioids.

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    2. ya, you and TNT are really close friends ain't you, wow, and I got glined just now from doing a whois trying to find you on her server, what did you ever do to get in her good books?

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  29. 32,000 people, wow I am impressed. And many copies of your literature monthly also, you're popular now. And this blog gets more traffic than hers? I have a request, can you help me become popular also? Give me some advice on how to become popular like you are because my 'tomprophet for Jesus' status is not so popular with anyone, and my message is being ignored by everyone. Got any tips to share on how I can improve?
    tom

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    1. Depends on the work; the Grand Grimoire and Testament of Solomon are my biggest edited works, sales-wise, while After the Ashes and FOE are selling well also, regarding my authored works.

      If you're doing any youtubing or blogging, always tag everything, that's one of the biggest secrets to success that 99% of people seem to ignore.

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  30. tomprophet here, how come you don't go to church?

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  31. believe in God who loves you, who loves everyone, believe in Jesus

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  32. oh look, John's web site is as dead now as a unwelcome garage mouse caught in a mouse trap using pepperoni and mozza cheese

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  33. whenever I remember the atheism room on old icq I think of the time grandwazoo told the room that he would brb and said he had to go clean up the mess his mother did when she threw a bottle of french wine across the living room floor

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  34. Wazoo oddly was looking for you just last night on icq-chat.com's #chat right before I raided it hardcore.

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    1. you and me are a lot alike you know, i seem to be destroying relationships and you seem to be destroying chat rooms and servers, oh wow, we make a great team don't we

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  36. I was down south in north carolina, the preacher there at a baptist church preached the Pope is going to Hell, after service ended I asked him why, he said it's because of what the Pope believes that he's going to Hell, then I said I am roman catholic also, he said well you're going to hell also

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  37. I always thought that a person does not go to Hell because of what they believe or don't believe, but because of what they do

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  38. what chat server you hang out in now? I can't find anyone I used to know from icq,

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  39. I was just on icq-chat.com and did a /ns info check on johnlennon, i was immediately g-lined
    [G-Lined: Inappropriate content (t) #0016 12.18.16]

    what did u do to piss off the ircop?

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  40. now I can't get on

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  41. are you planning on going to church for Christmas? if not then you should consider going, you need Jesus and so do I, come on johnlennon, come to church with me, I am in need of fellowship, I can't find grandwazoo or ripcord or B or anyone from icq of old, it's like i am in a pit all by myself and it's lonely in here

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  42. you know what? even after that Baptist Preacher in North Carolina said that I am going to hell for what I believe, he then turned away and returned talking to some others, I felt like, oh wow, he tells me I am going to Hell and does not even seem to care, he did not even offer to ask me if I needed any help to abandon my path to Hell fire, that's what gets me sometimes, even more so lately, that more and more people just don't care anymore for one another, it's almost like saying, hey man you're going to fry so enjoy

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  43. -irc.us.icq-chat.com- *** You are banned from the Network. Please contact our Support Team at http://icq-chat.com/helpdesk

    Closing link: (unknown@) [G-Lined: Inappropriate content (t) #0016 12.18.16]

    I was looking for johnlennon from icq, did a /ns info johnlennon and was immediately G-lined
    can you remove my ban please?
    is his nickname banned?
    what did he do?
    tom

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  44. Hello tomprophet,

    you hit by filter because johnlennon added there, the gline removed by now!!

    Yusif

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  45. what the hell did you do john?
    were you being an ass hole again?

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  46. grandwazoo got arrested last week for stealing hub caps off his lady neighbors BMW and putting them on his 1965 volkswagen beetle love bug van, which didn't stay on right so he sold them to B for a pair of her slip-on mickey mouse slippers

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