This blog is a satire of the now-defunct ICQ chat service, which is thankfully dead because I destroyed it.

Monday, June 5, 2017

The Really Gay Chatting World

Years and years ago I most often trolled solo, only occasionally working with others. Over time I realized it was possible to raid chatrooms with others on certain troll-prone sites, but these were hit and miss, and for every deluge of hate and spam there were a half dozen essentially failed raids with at most a dozen people randomly antagonizing chat before being banned.

These days the job of screwing with chatrooms is so easy that I almost worry I'll lose my edge. I should probably go solo sometimes to make up the difference, because lately I've been having fun assaulting room after room, from chat avenue, to xat, to librairc, to icq-chat, to, to some christian sites; it's fun for the whole family, since if even a tenth of a percent of my fans and friends on Youtube join in, that's still more than 130 people; more than sufficient to flood out a chatroom and really whip things into a frenzy. I can't even imagine the mayhem if I had the ambition to coordinate something more effective.

That being said, the world of chatrooms is pretty bad these days anyways- even the more sleek sites look like they were programmed in the vista era, and the number of active users on them ranges from virtually zero to modest at most; chat avenue appears the most used, which is funny, since they'll ban you for insulting others while their bots openly advertise sex cam services in public chat.

Friday, March 17, 2017

You Will Never Be Free

Wherever there is browser-based online chatting there is never a time when I can't magically show up and begin bombarding the room with insanity. But the twilight of chatting has finally come. It is slowly dwindling into history, a relic of bygone eras. In a decade, how many of your sites will still be operational? My job is already complete; the days of chat warfare have ended, the slow oncoming abyss of night stretches its mighty visage forth from its bleak peeking above some far off mountain and is yawning across the sunset-lit sky above, bringing forth the final and endless void. After so many long years, my destructive reign has ended, not because I lost, but because there is nothing now left to destroy. I have transcended your realm entirely. I continue now in a new form, etching my name into the annals of history. Thus ends the first chapter of my work.

You will never be free.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Meanwhile Back In 2015

I thought it was necessary to remind lock AKA loook AKA lock00 that he was wrong completely. He can't analyze anything, I analyzed everything with near perfect accuracy. Lock is now demoted to Unlocked just like Nate Silver was demoted to Nate Metaconglomerate ore. Sad!

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Some General Observations

The following are some general observations I have.

1. TNTease has once again shown her utter paranoia by preemptively banning my nickname on her network. Astonishingly, it isn't banned on Librairc. Looks like I was right about it primarily being TNT who wanted censorship. The next time I bother stopping by her half empty site I'll be flanked by hundreds or possibly thousands of trolls.

2. Most of the meaningful regulars who ever used ICQ and are still chatting anywhere gravitated to Libra's site. This even includes people who I "dislike" (feud with because we both secretly enjoy it.)

3. Most people are aware that TNTease' attempt to rip off the term "ICQ" is fraudulent. For the few who didn't know, in no way is her site a reflection of the former ICQ beyond its address.

4. GrandWazoo is still looking for tomprophet in vain. Check the comments in my blog here Wazoo, he's commented a dozen times.

5. My reputation precedes me, which means a number of people had to have been sporadically discussing me before I decided to return to chatting after many moons of absence. Supposedly someone was there pretending to be me at some point too because some people thought I was Banagher for some reason.

6. It looks like Chris and TNTease decided to prevent people from accessing their site via the sites' own embedded rooms, probably to try and stop me from raiding the site. Enjoy your steady decline just like ICQ when it began delisting things- it won't stop my raids (I am fully capable of explaining how to use mibbit in a 45 second video) and will prevent any fresh users from arriving.

7. Trump won which proves that lock00 is incapable of predicting the future.